KK Survives Drunk Dave Weekend Scare

Well, the whirlwind known as Drunk Dave came and went, but naturally, not without incident. Drunk Dave, Mike Boyers and myself went to Coach's to watch the NFL Draft. The Steelers had a great draft and an even better first round trade landed us Santonio Holmes, the best WR in the draft.

It was all smooth sailing from there, until Drunk Dave started doing shots. He was constantly bitching about the Columbus smoking ban and had to go out to the smoker's porch. While there, he got into numerous spats with guys 10+ years younger than him. In the end, Mike and I had to get him outta there and he was almost jumped by 5 guys staring him down as he stumbled across the parking lot. We finished the draft at BW3 and then went home. Drunk Dave 'blacked out' at this point and naturally remembers nothing. His famous motto of "If you don't remember, it didn't happen" comes into play here. He was loud, obnoxious, foul and a little destructive at my house, but Amy (his girlfriend) and myself refused to go out with him. So, he drank all my beer and eventually passed out around 4 a.m. And this ends another story in the 37-year-old life of Drunk Dave.