Friday, December 22, 2006

A Fat Kid Freaks Out On A RollerCoaster Ride(funny)


Watch as Aunt Janice cackles in the face of a terrified and extremely tubby young blimp. Listen to his shrieks of terror as his fat ass squirms like a snake.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Hold Them Accountable

I challenge everyone who cares to voice their displeasure with the Pennsylvania Gaming Control Board for their idiotic decision to not award a slots license to the only vendor willing to keep NHL hockey in Pittsburgh.

Here is their e-mail address:

Pennsylvania Gaming Control Board

Express your opinion. These same panel members stood and had the gaul to give themselves a standing ovation for their hard work and decisions.

I am so disgusted I could puke. I wish some board members were near as I would throw up on them.

Shame on you. You are an embarrassment and disgrace to the state of Pennsylvania. Chairman Decker, resign your post.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

KK Shines at Holiday Shindig

Wow! Our company Christmas party was a blast. Held in Apopka, Fl at the Captain and the Cowboy, a good time was had by all.

Drunk Santa aka my boss who shall remain nameless here in cyberspace needed some help so I stepped in to emcee the entire event, for the most part. Anyone who knows me knows that I'm perfectly happy to do shit like this so it was no big deal.

So, I busted balls, cracked the entire crowd up, hammered my boss and a few select others and got solid props for making people laugh, which again, I love to do.

It was a lot of fun. Wah, wah, wah, wahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pictured are (Left - KK, Santa and Jonathan Stone - Right). Hope to see everyone again next year. Same place, same time and hopefully, same atmosphere.

Happy Holidays to all and to all a good night.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Dumbass Littlefield Strikes Again

Another set of MLB winter meetings have come and gone and what do the pathetic, downtrodden and flat out sickening Pirates have to show for it?

A small amount of cash acquired in exchange for a rule 5 pick and the re-signing of a lefthanded reliever. While the Marte deal was good, GM Dave Littlefield failed again to acquire the lefthanded power bat the Buccos so desperately need.

It is so easy to lose interest in this team any more.....it really is.

Here is a great little nugget from an ESPN article:

Also, oddly enough, I saw another general manager at McDonald's: Pirates GM Dave Littlefield. He said Pittsburgh's ownership budgeted him only 20 bucks of expenses for the entire trip, so it's 99-cent McNuggets for breakfast, lunch and dinner all week. Poor guy. Although I suppose he's lucky he's even at the winter meetings. I'm surprised the league still bothers inviting the Pirates.