Same Shit, Different Name

Old Najeh Davenport, fresh off a 70+ yard week and a touchdown for the Steelers in an impressive win over the Chiefs, landed himself a new nickname.

Word out of the Burgh is that Davenport will now be known as 'The Dump Truck.'

What's so funny about that you ask? Read below:

MIAMI — A woman is suing Green Bay Packers fullback Najeh Davenport. She says he invaded her privacy by breaking into her dorm room and defecating in her closet.

Mary McCarthy sued yesterday in a state court in Miami.

Criminal charges were settled in October 2002 when Davenport agreed to perform community service. He denied breaking into the Barry University dormitory.

Police say they were told that Davenport entered a dorm room at the small Catholic university in suburban Miami in the early morning hours of April 1.

Mary McCarthy says she was asleep in the room. She told police she was startled awake by a strange sound and saw a man squatting in her closet. Police said the man, later identified as Davenport, had defecated in her laundry basket.

So take a ride on the Dump Truck and watch your laundry baskets!

Blimp Benedict Arnold Surfaces in Fla.

Be very, very wary of the lard in this picture and what you tell him. He is an extremely lousy person who will get you at the drop of a hat. He can be found near the beach and is usually grumbling about food and money. The 'Pig' as he is known should not be counted on to keep his yap silent and must be kept out of any loop. If not, you'll hang yourself by that rope. In other news, the said 'Pig' will also try to eat the rope. BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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