Old Joe Pap Had The Shits

The poor old coot was turding his britches left and right during Saturday's showdown with the highly-overrated Ohio State Buckeyes. That said, the Bucks won me some $$$ after returning two INT's for touchdowns. So Hang on Sloopy yourself. For those interested, JoePa did not put on an extra 50 pounds. I played the senile bat at last year's AOL Halloween party.

Fat John Henry Comes to Florida

Yes my friends, the lards are reunited. Through some lobbying by KK and a stellar work record, John 'Pig' Henry is now onboard at XOS Technologies. A round of applause (and some hot dogs) please.

The manatee started last week and stayed with me the first few days. He was his usual lazy slob self and left the place worse than when he arrived. Pillows tossed around, blankets, lint in the laundry filter and such. I think he forgot that he was not the dictator as he was when I lived with him in Hell for a month in Ohio (Yes, it was that bad). But I handled the heffer with humble class.

Oh well, you can't teach a pig to be clean and this super swine ain't changing anytime soon.

However, Biskit and I are glad to have him in Florida and wish him well.

Rough Night in Jacksonville

What a boring game. That said, it was fun for the most part. It's obvious Big Ben was rusty, but it was still great to see him out there.

The Steelers will bounce back this week against a banged up Bengals squad.

Speaking of banged up, I was feeling fine at the game and the crowd was fun. I met a Jaguars fan and we had fun going back and forth.

I only had to let one guy know he was an asshole so that's not too bad. I'd definitely go to Jacksonville again, hopefully not to see a shutout.

Steelers vs. Jaguars: KK Live on Monday Night Football

Look for me. I'll be on the 50, 5 rows back. I'm gonna wear my Roethlisberger jersey and a cat in the hat style Steelers hat.

The return of Big Ben in Alltel Stadium and my first game since Super Bowl XL. I took Tuesday off so look out.

Here We Go Steelers Here We Go!