Thursday, April 27, 2006

Break it on Down!

Softball starts Tuesday and we have practice tonight. Boy am I out of shape. Thank God I am a gifted hitter. :-)

Drunk Dave countdown = 1 day.
Breadline countdown = 41 work days.

Drunk Dave is an old ass bitch for those who have not had the privilege of meeting him.

Is that him dancing?

At least tomorrow is pay day.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

LOOK OUT: Drunk Dave Headed to Columbus

Look out Dublin, look out Columbus. The infamous Drunk Dave is headed to town.

The drunk and gal pal Amy 'Heh Heh Heh' Hentgen will be arrving late Friday night to my crib. Saturday is NFL Draft day so it will be a booze bash to remember. I am frightened already.

We, however, won't have any of "the least you could do is buy us dinner bullshit." That act was pulled before and is very tiresome. That said, I still love Drunk Dave (in a non-faggot way---per Bubba The Love Sponge) and look forward to the visit. Plus, the Super Bowl Champion Pittsburgh Steelers will be getting a top player to further their charge.

YES!!!!!

Meet the Beetlejuice Family

OK, you gotta love the Stern Fan Network. Great web site for diehard Howard Stern fans like myself. (my handle is TubeBar)

Where else could you find a link to such a wonderful video in which you meet Beet's mother and sister Erika?

Everyone loves Beetlejuice. His official Web site can be found here.

Again, here is the video.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Finally: Cindy Margolis MILF Exposed


Some have said she's too old, BS I say. I look forward to seeing even more of her beauty. She's had three kids for God's sake. You go girl.

From AP article
Cindy Margolis
, known as the "Most Downloaded Woman" on the Internet, is following up her win on "Celebrity Cooking Showdown" with a career first — posing nude for Playboy.The mother of three told The Associated Press that she finally agreed to pose for the magazine when they called on her 40th birthday.

Monday, April 24, 2006

Now That's a Buckeye I Like

Finally, after almost two years, I met a Buckeyes fan in Columbus that I like. And I mean really like. You gotta check out this video. This chick is smokin'. Now I need to go downtown and find her.

Here is the link again to make sure you FOUND IT.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

The Salt Mine Saga Continues


The countdown is ticking and the salt is still being pounded by the grunts here at work. We have 46 days til we hit the breadline. I'm pretty bored, but am still doing my job and all that is required. That said, I'm glad the end is near. A fresh start is always good. After all, nobody likes pounding salt in a deadend job. Where the hell is Drunk Dave? Probably getting all boozed up. The lush says he's coming for a visit on NFL Draft weekend, but I won't hold my breath. Plus, it's expensive when he comes as my paying the tab is the "least I can do."

Monday, April 17, 2006

We Brought Home a Winner!

Went to the Pirates vs. Cubs game Saturday night and saw a solid performance. Yes, the shitful Pirates pitching (Zach Duke) finally stepped up in a 2-1 win. My brother (Khris, pictured left) and sister-in-law Stephanie joined me, as well as my friend Frank and a bunch of Khris's buddies. His pal Doug, aka Smashmouth, has more pics posted on his blog. Click on the April 17 entry. After the game, we got torn apart at the Polish Club and I slept til 1 p.m. Got up for an hour and had to nap as someone got too busted up. Sad. Well, I'm on the wagon...for now.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Home Opener Hell

Another year, another game, another shitty loss. The campaign 'We Will' basically is a real joke. We will lose again and again. It was a nice day, 66 degrees and I had a good time for the most part, but I can't stand this crap any more. This team is an utter embarassment.

My favorite quote came from Michael Keaton, who threw out the first pitch.

"I fear they will take advantage of the good will of the people who continue to show up," Keaton said of the Pirates. "For my money, that's disrespectful. At some point, you either have to write the check or do something and not assume, well, we're OK and, ultimately, the franchise is valuable, anyway, like Donald Sterling did with the Los Angeles Clippers."

I couldn't agree more. You go Batman!

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Grizzly Sounds Off, 'Will You Sit on my Pizza?'

Enjoyed some Golden Tee Live the other day at J Linsey's with Beaker and LT and was treated to the rants of bar regular Bobby aka 'Bob Dylan' or 'Grizzly.' He's actually a very nice guy, but had a few in him as he pathetically hit on a pizza delivery girl. The young lady was asked to sit on his pizza on the next delivery and informed that marriage was like apples, as you never know when you might get a bad one.

Good times at an otherwise filthy place.